Meet Noble Alibi — the rosé that did all the hard work, then politely excused itself from the alcohol. Built like a proper wine (because it is one), this pale, dry bottle brings layers of juicy Pinot fruit, a touch of crisp citrus, and just enough texture to make you feel fancy, all stitched together with some seriously nerdy winemaking wizardry.

It’s been handled, fermented, and fussed over like the real deal and then had the booze gently lifted out, leaving behind all the flavour and none of the next-day regrets.